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  • Qatar replacing frail slaves with ones stronger, quicker, and less prone to dying

    January 6, 2016     No Comment     Business, Science & Culture

    The Slavery Ministry of Qatar submitted a tender yesterday to purchase a fresh group of slaves from various countries. This tender comes as a repercussion to Bengali slaves proving their incompetence in many ways, such as getting tired after working …

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  • Following demands for closure: privatisation department sold to keen investor

    January 6, 2016     No Comment     Business

    5474168441_70b2f46944Hundreds swept the street last night in confusion after the Privatisation Department was officially sold. The controversial department was sold after years of continuous protests and demands for its cancellation, the government finally yielded to those demands and sold the …

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  • Amman towers officially declared a piece of art

    January 6, 2016     No Comment     Business

    Commissioner for Architects Without Borders (AWB) Mr. Rajai Barakat declared that Jordan Gate Towers (also known as 6th Circle Towers) have indeed officially “become a work of art”. The declaration was issued following a statement made by the executive …

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