The US borders agency stopped Mr. Barack Obama this morning as he was attempting to smuggle 4 boxes of fine Cuban Cigars on his way home. The border police noticed that the man was coming back from a suspicious country, with slightly Muslim looks, and was carrying a load of stacked sticks similar to those carried by Muslim terrorists. This lead to the immediate detention of the man. The subsequent investigation of the package showed that the man was actually carrying Cuban cigars.
After further interrogation, President Obama confessed that he bought 2 of the boxes for personal use, while a third he brought for an Arab friend, as for the fourth, the the president swore by all he holds dearly that he brought for Mr. Donald Trump so that he can shove them in his mouth and relieve the nation from hearing his voice.
Despite the presidential immunity held by Obama – which in the Middle East would enable its holders to smuggle cigarettes and cocaine,counterfeit money and history, and torture people without any repercussions, it is expected that Obama will be fined a couple of hundred dollars and for the cigars to be confiscated, so that the money would later be distributed among the customs department employees.
Commenting on this, a number of security specialists stated that without the racial profiling these cigars would have been smuggled unnoticed.
*Cuban cigars: Tobacco that is rolled by beautiful Cuban women on their thighs until it becomes a long dark shaft. Men use it to show their power and their ability to fit anything in their mouth no matter how big it is.