Recent martyr Abu Qahata blew himself up 3 days after arriving to heaven, leading to his death once more, and the deaths of a number of bystanders, a number of whom were next to him the previous time he decided to pull the trigger on his explosive belt.
Preliminary investigations showed that things got mixed up for the terrorist upon getting into heaven, after seeing all the beautiful half naked women lying all around, and the rivers of wine and alcohol. Abu Qahata says “I thought I was in the land of the infidels, the place is green and beautiful, women not wearing their niqab or burqa. I did not see religious police nor jihadists. The people there were just relaxed and happy, just like those infidels I got last week”.
Various media reports showed that the arrival of this terrorist caused a raucous the moment he entered the heavens, as he instantly lead protests demanding the imposition of sharia law, in addition to acts of vandalism. And his attacks on the people from other sects and religions lead to these people threatening to leave heaven to live in purgatory, or even hell, as long as it’s away from their new neighbours.
Heaven has been having an unprecedented wave of violence by people coming from the sectarian battles of the Middle East recently, while the classical battles between sunnis and shiites about who was supposed to get the caliphate continue for the 1400th year in a row, on earth as well as heaven.