After discovering that his son spent all his pocket money buying costumes for his Fortnite character, the Minister of Education decided to transfer him to a public school for the next academic year. According to the Minister, not only did his son’s action show a reckless use of money, but also a complete disregard for how hard other people work for the family’s wealth.
Immediately after the decision was made public, the ministry sent a team of one hundred unemployed, illegal immigrants to Abdulnasser Middle School to renovate the ninth grade classroom, the schoolyard, and bathrooms. In addition, the students and principal were all offered makeovers, and long-standing problems with the air condition system were resolved. Commenting on the renovation, the minister stated, “I intend to teach my son a lesson, I don’t want to get him killed.”
Aside from the lessons he will learn about not doing what got him there, the minister’s son will also take lessons in brawling, bullying teachers, climbing school fences, and jostling to buy food at lunch.
The principal of the Abdulnasser High School said he will continue to run the school as a prepping ground for adult life, maintaining it’s focusing on the art of standing in a straight line, obeying commands of authority figures without asking any questions, and the dire consequences of thinking outside the box.